Suffering a crippling hangover after a night of crushing wells, shimmying with sweaty strangers, and maybe too much boxed wine? Well, whatever shenanigans resulted in waking up with a menacing migraine, we’ve got you covered with some of the hairiest (e.g. best) Bloody Marys! How many have you tried?
6526 SE Foster Rd.
Foster-Powell Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Gazpacho
With a completely vegan menu featuring gluten-free options, Off The Griddle is already every vegan and gluten-free foodie’s dream. Now add Bloody Mary enthusiasts to that list - because they’ve got FIVE innovative bloodies you can’t find anywhere else. The Gazpacho: cucumbers, peppers, garlic-infused vodka, and house pickle juice–don’t forget a breath mint!
1101 SE Division Street
Hosford-Abernethy Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Genie's Bloody
This is a Bloody Mary that will always take you by surprise. Made with house-infused Monopolowa Vodka, Genie’s Mary Mix, and veggies. Be sure to ask the server what you’re in for, though, because you miiight end up with a Mary featuring a scorpion as garnish.
1987 NW Kearney Street
NorthWest District
Bloody of Choice: The Mary Nell
photo: Cafe Nell
Featuring a mix so secretive batches are only doctored behind locked doors, as well as skewered shrimp, Olympia Provisions chorizo, cubed Tillamook cheddar, pickled vegetables, (and vodka of course,) the Mary Nell is worth the early rise.
3159 SE Belmont Street
Sunnyside Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Bloody Maven
We may have found the official hangover cure at the Cricket Cafe—recently resurrected Sunnyside neighborhood staple—featuring cucumber-infused vodka, sake and a house mix. Their Bloody Maven is one of SEVEN vegan Bloody Marys guaranteed to slaughter your hangover.
2239 SE Hawthorne Blvd.
Ladd's Addition Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Dirty Harry
Sweet and smoky done right. The Dirty Harry: house-infused mango-habanero vodka, chipotle Tabasco, and mango purée. Celebrating their 20th anniversary, supporting Jam is like supporting the community. Hit them up for breakfast or just drinks! Consistently voted best brunch in the city, Jam is not one to skip on. Dining room recently reopened.
121 SW 3rd Street
Downtown
Bloody of Choice: Spicy Maria
Featuring house-infused jalapeño-cilantro tequila (a secret Bloody Mary concoction) served on the rocks with a salted rim, the Spicy Maria from Mother’s Bistro is the chancla your hangover needs.
5222 SE 52nd Avenue
Woodstock Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Toast’s Bloody Mary
This one’s a mystery, and we won’t be revealing any secrets. So drag your hungover (possibly even still drunk) self out of bed and find out for yourself. Toast’s Bloody Mary includes all of the usual suspects with a few...new friends.
1101 NE Alberta Street
Concordia Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Radio Mary
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Serving as both a restaurant and cocktail lounge, Radio Room's "Radio Mary" is a classic among other signature drinks. Their trendy mid-century modern design will draw you in and the heated patios will keep you there all night. They even have DJ's spinning Vinyl on Fridays and Saturday nights.
1800 E Burnside Street
Kerns Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: Veggie Lovers
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This one goes out to all the adults who always ate their veggies as a kid. This Veggie Lovers Bloody Mary will have you chomping on some pickled asparagus, green bean and pepperoncini. Liquor upgrades are available with the likes of: vodka, tequila or whiskey. P.S. they also have one with spicy fried chicken and biscuits.
4233 N Mississippi Avenue
Mississippi Neighborhood
Bloody of Choice: American Mary
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Nestled in the Mississippi Avenue food cart pod, Bloodbuzz is an essential first stop before locating your food of choice. Serving coffee, beer, cocktails and more, this drink cart will ensure you have a beverage in your hand. If your favorite food cart is out of stock, the American Mary will quell the pain.
